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I Need Advance Notice About Spontaneity

18 Nov

It has recently come to my attention that I am not the most spontaneous person in the world.

I thought I was spontaneous, but then my husband suggested an activity in the afternoon and I had to ask questions before considering the activity. He gave up fairly quickly.

I felt guilty when I saw how easily he gave up. Obviously he had been down that road before and knew it wouldn’t lead anywhere.

I thought to myself, ‘I want to be spontaneous…I just need advance notice first — you know, so I can plan ahead.’

I noticed the contradiction. Plan ahead to be spontaneous?

I know I used to be more spontaneous when I was younger. When I was eighteen, a guy told me he liked the fact that he could call me up and invite me out and I would be ready in ten minutes. Now I need to know what is going on, how long it is going to take, and what the weather will be like.

Is it maturity? Is it anxiety? Am I just no fun any more?

I blame children. I see the results of their spontaneity. Chaos, everywhere I look.

Once, a neighbor boy pulled the fire alarm in my apartment building. I think it was the loudest thing I have ever heard in my life, aside from monster trucks driven indoors. We all milled around outside at sundown, children without coats, a woman with a towel wrapped around her hair, waiting for someone to end the horrifying noise.

Another time, a different boy in our apartment complex found a large sheet of glass and broke it. I don’t know where the glass came from, but I know where it ended up: everywhere. In the parking lot where all the kids play Nerf gun wars. In the grassy area where people walk their dogs. Endless shards and shards and shards of glass.

I called out to the boy, ” Don’t you know any better than to play with broken glass?” and he dropped what was left and ran off. I spent the next hour or so sweeping up, filling half a bucket with glass fragments, abandoning the unfinished load of laundry and the boneless chicken breasts baking in the oven. My husband had to come out and ask me what all the timers were for.

Hey, maybe I am spontaneous after all.

Just not in a fun way.

I’ll have work on it.

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4 Responses to “I Need Advance Notice About Spontaneity”

  1. shenanitim November 18, 2012 at 9:45 am #

    I think one’s lack of spontaneity increases as you age. (Perhaps there’s a correlation between it and intelligence.) As you already know where certain actions/decisions will lead. Normally to a sub-optimal situation, as it wouldn’t be one I planned out ahead. 😉

  2. David Jensen November 18, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

    I read your latest post on the spur of the moment. I agree. Give me a little warning, and I too am happy to become carefree and mindless.

  3. jmlindy422 November 20, 2012 at 6:28 am #

    I think spontaneity is overrated. Planning makes the world go around! 😉

  4. theorderexpert November 27, 2012 at 12:22 pm #

    Sometimes I like being spontaneous over planning and vice versa. I developed a happy medium where I plan as much as I can, or at least make sure I have the basic things that I need for a trip to make me feel comfortable and prepared…and then give in to spontaneity. 🙂

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